Shallow water- full of urine

Piaget's Sensorimotor stage-like a cat's brain!

Platform heels-this slutty girl I saw in the cafeteria today wearing a fedora.

Goldilocks- don't ask, don't tell

Power cords-good for stuff

Dolly Parton-it aint my head that's broken, it's my heart

Dog meat- gordita crunch wrap supreme

February the 3rd- 7 days before my dad's birthday

Conjoined twins- twins in love

Indiana Jones- crystal skulls

Elementary gym class- jerry curls and a dykey lady

Dead bats- more like ding bats

Plastic couch covers- more like get rid of your cat

Pillow talk-a typical weaver sleep over