Saturday, August 22, 2009

The most difficult task yet...

The Treasure sisters are attempting the most difficult task in our 18 years of life...

Eric, 19 years old.
Sexual preference: boys, or girls that could easily pass as boys
Interests: Enjoys card games, old shoes, wax candles, and topology.
Only wears American Apparel and Urban Outfitters.
Favorite Band: Hedwig and the Angry Inch (<-not a real band..)
Favorite Movie: Hedwig and the Angry Inch (<-real movie...)
He hopes to find someone that is exactly like him, but more attractive.
Has no real talents or hobbies.
he has an extremely gross blog.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

The strongest god given emotion...

is love.

here is a love poem our favorite blogger wrote for us...

Skip the security measures
They can bring you many joys
But be careful my boys
These are not worldly pleasures.
written by: Maciej Makalowski
brilliant. he's brilliant, and in love with us.
make him famous.
also, thank you to the one person who took our poll (located to the side. ->)
we have 300+ grocery lists and nothing to do with them so we might do something with that on the blog. BUT if you want to see more PIZZA or CATS or want to know about weird weird IOWA then you can vote too.
we just want to make you happy.
i'm going to montreal and wont be blogging for about a week. Alexia doesn't have a computer for awhile so we might be silent. dont forget about us because WE LOVE YOU ALL!

because of the fame and stuff we now have....ALIASES
introducing: Luna Zuna


as much love as Maury has for connie chung, WOLF BLITZEN.

Thursday, August 13, 2009


this morning has been really surreal for me. i am astounded, shocked, and even surprised by the feedback we've gotten so far after blogging only once. it is the american mindset to have to work your way to the top and i can proudly say we have done just that. with a little hardwork, impossible is nothing. I opened our email account ( <--email us!!!!) to over 300 new messages. Among them were journalists, fans, and haters. To all of our fans, we thank you none of this could be possible without you. Always know that you hold a special place in our hearts. To the haters, jealousy is an ugly ugly color on you.
What does this all mean???
well, it means that there are many steps that will be taken to ensure and adjust to this new level of fame. After much deliberation we have decided that we will no longer go by our real names (alyse and alexia,) but new aliases to ensure our safety and keep a low profile. These aliases are to be announced. In the meantime tune into this american life next friday at 8 p.m to listen to our special. We love you Ira Glass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, a special shoutout to our new favorite cat and fan!!! Daisy!!!

Photobucket <--check out this curly cat.

Everything about us

Here's everything you would ever need to know about us.

We are two friends from Cedar Rapids, Iowa that sat next to each other in biology for an entire year before we ever talked. Alexia spent most of the class texting and sleeping and i spent the class drawing tiny pentagons on my desk. We only started talking after we both started working at Hy-Vee, a small grocery chain local to the midwest. We were instantly bonded by our hatred for the store and will continue to work there until we become famous. This blog will detail the long and trying journey to true stardom.

Today i went to best buy and left this blog on several laptop screens in hopes of attracting some publicity. Unfortunately the computer man followed behind me and x-ed out of every page.

Today as a punishment for losing the family music stand (which I did not) i had to hold sheet music in front of my mother for an hour while she practiced her cello.

not famous...yet.

we are planning our halloween fest, any costume ideas?

flood us with comments, make us famous.