Pretty Boy Swaggin

Soulja Boy - "Pretty Boy Swag" Official Video
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This right here is my swag
All the girls are on me, damn
Everybody pay attention
This right here is my pretty boy swag (ayeee)
Pretty boy swag(ayye)x3
Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag
Girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag
Watch me pretty boy swag (ayye)x4
Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag
Girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag
Souljer!

Soulja Boy
Get out the wayy
Pretty boy comin' thru
Me and my crew we swaggin in the room
Girls on my heavy 'cause I look so sexy
Yellow diamond shawty in the club straight flexin
I'm lookin' for a yellow bone long haired star
Thick in the hips come and get in my car
You party with a star we take off and go to mars
Pretty boy take off in 5.4.3.2.1

This right here is my swag
All the girls are on me, damn
Everybody pay attention
This right here is my pretty boy swag (ayeee)
Pretty boy swag(ayye)x3
Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag
Girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag
Watch me pretty boy swag (aye)
Pretty boy swag(ayye)x3
Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag
Girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag

Soulja Boy
I'm pretty boy swaggin' in the club I feel sexy, (no homo)
No homo shawty but my chest is straight flexin (flexin)
Tatted on my neck shawty said she choose me (choose me)
She got nice titties and a fat ass booty (booty)
Took her to my condo let the girl strip
Then she got naked then she pretty girl dipped (souljer)
Damn I like the way lil mamma shake that ass
She pretty girl dancin while I pretty boy swag
GOT DAMN!

This right here is my swag
All the girls are on me, damn
Everybody pay attention
This right here is my pretty boy swag (ayeee)
Pretty boy swag(ayye)x3
Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag
Girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag
Watch me pretty boy swag (ayye)
Pretty boy swag(ayye)x3
Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag
Girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag

SHELTIES

This is my daily progression #1 and my announcement concerning next year's living arrangement. Alyse, I will have a blue sheltie and you will love it because you don't have a choice. I CAN'T WAIT!!*!**~*~*~**

WEEKEND.

We laughed, we cried, and we caught the dogs smoking in the bedroom...again. The Bauer siblings bonded, Nathan breastfed the scared wiener dog and we made new friends while Long tried to eat the dog (haha). I'd say it was the best college party since school started except everyone there was in high school. Goooooooood times. Oh, and I took a picture of the Hy-Vee truck while going 90 on the highway. The Hubler brothers are worth it.

Today, I feel....

~*~*~silly

WAGON FULL O WIENAS

I can't wait until I live in Iowa City with my own wiena dog. I can't wait until I get to watch Alyse's Tim and Eric Awesome Show every night and steal her cool clothes. We're going to have to buy all the seasons of Dexter and Strangers with Candy then our collection will be complete!

I will also start the daily progression tomorrow considering I'm in my Cudlee with a towel on my head. I've been thinking of insults all day and this is what I came up with:

I'd ask you to hang out but you're Jewish.

Insults, and daily photo progressions

This is ALYSE. It's been a really long time, blog buddies. I'm in college now, and I'm learning at an accelerated pace, so it's kind of hard to find time for such frivolous activities like blogging.

We've devised a new theme for our blog...

we are going to have an insult war. It should be pretty easy, because thinking about Alexia usually enrages me. We are also going to take a picture of ourselves everyday, because the world should see how attractive we are.

my insult: Alexia, why don't you develop a drug addiction, then you might be interesting for like 5 minutes. bammmmmm!

the picture will come tomorrow, before class, when I am not completely nude.

Strangers with Candy

I have been watching this show all night. I decided to keep track of my favorite quotes.

"You know, I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed...really hard."

"You're just a rack of bones covered in a thin layer of fag."

"A lot went down in school today. God, I'm really in a k-hole."

Packing a Musket, by Jerri Blank. When you work from your home and johns call on the phone, you're a call girl. When you walk till you limp and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore. When they're begging ya "please," to get down on your knees, near their groinage, 'scusa me, but ya see, don't ya touch where they pee, without coinage.

All right, everybody. For tomorrow, I want you to write a history poem on Hiroshima. But nothing too faggy.

Jerri: Mr. Noblet wants me to snitch on a friend.

Jellineck: Snitching doesn’t seem like you, Jerri.

Jerri: Oh, it’s not what you think. It’s not like snitching on a real person. She's--

Jellineck: Gay?

Jerri: Retarded.

Jellineck: Yes, most of them are.

Jerri: Most who are what?

Jellineck: Most gay people are retarded.

Sara: What I'd like to know is, why are there retarded people in school with my daughter?

Principal Onyx Blackman: Mrs. Blank, we're doing our best to weed them out, but some of these retards are extremely clever.

DEXTER SEASON 5 TONIGHT

D!nGu$

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL OUR ROAD TRIP SLEEPY SALLY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

ROAD TRIP!

KEEP IN MIND WHEN SLEEPING IN YOUR CAR:

Wherever you are, prepare an explanation that fits the circumstances, in case your presence is challenged. At a small-town airport, you could say you received an emergency message from home, and you might have to charter a light plane in the morning. At a road-side rest area, tell the police your car blew a fuse and you thought it best to not drive until morning. In any case, plan ahead and groom yourself so you do not look like a dispreputable character, and see to it that a search of your car will not yield any drugs, guns, alcohol, porn, etc. Never block access by any vehicles that might legitimately need to get by. Leave the key in the ignition and the drivers seat free, in case you have to leave in a hurry.

HALLOWEEN 2010

Villisca Axe Murder House

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http://www.villiscaiowa.com/index.html

$30 tour through a real haunted house, the cemetery and talk to a psychic. Almost as good as the Voodoo music festival...........

An Iowa Road Trip needs to happen sooner than later.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/location/ia/all

I have lived in Iowa my entire 18 years of life and had no idea that I was missing out on so much.

#1 Pick: Alcova. 4 hours away & home of the VW Spider.

#2 Pick: Algona. 3.5 hours away and home of the world's largest Cheeto. (!!!!!!!)

#3 Pick: Audubon. 3.5 hours away and home of "Albert the bull"

#4 Pick: Council Bluffs Black Angel, 4 hours away.

#5 Pick: Pocahontas in Pocahontas, Iowa. 3 hours and 35 minutes away.

#6 Pick: Covered bridges of Madison County. 3 hours away.

Madison/Chicago/Gary/Grand Beach/ ?????

Things to do in Madison: 2 hours and 55 minutes from my house

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(Since we are passing through Dubuque we might as well go to the Mississippi River Museum THEY HAVE OTTERS and Dubuque is 1 hour and 15 minutes from CR. http://www.mississippirivermuseum.com/#images/Homepage/Thumbnails575/MississippiAquariumGulfTank09032010%20copy.jpg1.)

Also, the House on the Rock ends up being about one hour out of the way on our way to Madison and the tickets are 28.50 a piece, BUT we can look into it.

http://www.thehouseontherock.com/HOTR_Directions.htm

1.) Henry Vilas Zoo (FREE) http://www.vilaszoo.org/index.php

2.) Madison Museum of Contemporary Art http://www.mmoca.org/index.php

3.) Justin Nozuka concert (hehe) $20 http://eventful.com/madison/events/justin-nozuka-majestic-theatre-/E0-001-033615538-1

To Chicago from Madison is 2 hours and 55 minutes.

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I didn't really come up with anything for Chicago. I figured the same ol' and pizza. <3

buttttt Gary, Indiana is 43 minutes from Chicago. CHECK IT OUT http://www.forbidden-places.net/urban-exploration-gary-indiana-ghost-town it's also the birthplace of Michael Jackson!

and Grand Beach, Michigan is only an hour away from that and it has the world's largest nose hahahahha http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/13027

Grand Beach, Michigan is 5.5 hours back home and if we do all of it we can say we hit 4 states whoooot

I'm just picking out places that have photo shoot and blog potential.

**This is on october 16th but it would RULE http://eventful.com/chicago/events/gorillaz-special-guest-nerd-/E0-001-033191753-7 ****

Where's My Chippy?

Today I washed my white sweater and it ended up peach by the time I took it out. I'm not cut out for this kind of thing. But it made me realize that I want to learn how to crochet a blanket. Actually, several blankets. One of every color in the crocheting spectrum because when you take them out of the dryer, they feel like you were born again but this time into Heaven.

I have also decided that I am going to save up can money to buy an iPod. It'll take years but hey, if the Can Man can buy a new truck with all his can money from a year, an iPod should be easy.

I accidentally bought some boots from ebay. Later did I read "New but Defective." I can't wait to get these beauties in the mail.

I have been listening to John Wayne Gacy, Jr. by Sufjan Stevens. Who knew a song about a serial killer could be so beautiful yet haunting? I would love to go to one of his shows. There's one in Chicago and another in Minneapolis but they're sold out. Bum deal. I will see him one day.

Check out these pictures of my grumplepuss:

I found this blog yesterday ( http://www.singleape.com/?cat=254 ) the guy said, "In case you don't follow my blog that much, I love the Smiths almost as much as my dogs" and I think I found my soulmate right then and there. Speaking of soulmates I had a dream last night. It started with me riding my bike for miles and then I came across a sad boy. Apparently we were dating because he took me to his house to meet his mom. They lived in a tiny mint green house and she turned out to be really Christian. I told her I liked her house and that it was very lovely and she said, "You're just saying that because that's what the devil would say to trick me"

I can't wait until I see Tim and Eric. I LOVE THEM.

I wish I lived in Chicago.

This is Abby. I miss her. (No homo)