I can't wait until I live in Iowa City with my own wiena dog. I can't wait until I get to watch Alyse's Tim and Eric Awesome Show every night and steal her cool clothes. We're going to have to buy all the seasons of Dexter and Strangers with Candy then our collection will be complete!
I will also start the daily progression tomorrow considering I'm in my Cudlee with a towel on my head. I've been thinking of insults all day and this is what I came up with:
I'd ask you to hang out but you're Jewish.