"Ohh man, I love fishing more than my grandpappy. I'd go at night if I could!"
"I can't believe I saw everyone at the Skillet concert. When Papa Roach came on stage I saw like, 37 tits."
"One of the things we're going to learn in this chapter is a bed load. Now, if you have a sick mind like I do, you can come up with several jokes for that term."