Shallow water- full of urine
Piaget's Sensorimotor stage-like a cat's brain!
Platform heels-this slutty girl I saw in the cafeteria today wearing a fedora.
Goldilocks- don't ask, don't tell
Power cords-good for stuff
Dolly Parton-it aint my head that's broken, it's my heart
Dog meat- gordita crunch wrap supreme
February the 3rd- 7 days before my dad's birthday
Conjoined twins- twins in love
Indiana Jones- crystal skulls
Elementary gym class- jerry curls and a dykey lady
Dead bats- more like ding bats
Plastic couch covers- more like get rid of your cat
Pillow talk-a typical weaver sleep over