Thursday, September 10, 2009

Meet My Jew Friend, Wolf Blitzen.

Wolf Blitzen and I are at a coffeeshop. This is the first of the many interviews for Wolf Blitzen.

Where were you born? -Iowa City, Iowa.
How many siblings do you have? -Three.
If you were a dog, who's butt would you not smell? -Nelly Furtado.
Considering you're lactose intolerant, what do you think people say about that behind your back? -They probably think I drink breast milk.... from a sickly sheep's teat. you know, like the ones we took pictures of?
If you could come up with a new coffee, what would it be called and what would it consist of? -IDK
When you grow up, what do you want to be? -I want to be rich, I want to be famous, I want to have boobies.

--Luna Zuna

an interview with Luna Zuna
which fictional characters are you and your best friend like? whoever that best friend is...
--Enid Coleslaw and Rebecca. 
--because i hang out with a dorky jew and we hate everyone. 
What are your top three favorite songs? 
--She Wolf 
--Walking on Ice by Twista feat. Gucci mayne
--tying your shoes song from spongebob. 

we gotta be done. we're sorry. we tried.

--wolf blitzen.


  1. I thought you wanted to be me when you grow up.

  2. PS:

    This is how I feel about you two.